The nations burglars are being forced into an urgent rethink of their workplace attire this morning as the compulsory wearing of masks looms. Masks have been the exclusive preserve of wrong uns for centuries, but the change in the law, precipitated by Covid-19 means that even fine upstanding members of the public will be wearing

The Twitter accounts of over a hundred prominent Barnsley luminaries were hacked yesterday in an elaborate sex-for-pasties scam. All hundred are well known in the borough for ready access to meat and pastry based products. The Bugle understands that women in the borough have been exposed to tweets from accounts offering tempting Greggs pasties in

In an act of political genius, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has engineered a further delay in the ‘Russia Report’ by appointing Chris Grayling to oversee its publication. The parliament’s  intelligence and security committee produced a report into alleged Russian interference in UK politics last year. It was meant to be published before December’s election, but

A Barnsley man who was looking forward to the pubs opening again tomorrow, has been left reeling after realising that social distancing means nobody will be allowed close enough to spill his pint. Barry Clunge, 47, from Wombwell , has used having some of his pint accidentally spilled by another drinker as a precursor to