Sneezy ousted from dwarf house in rule of six shake up
2020-09-15
Tough decisions are being taken up and down the land this morning, and in a much anticipated move, Sneezy has been turfed out of the dwarf house. It follows the implementation of a new law limiting gatherings to six in the wake of an increase in coronavirus infections.
A spokesperson for the dwarves told the Bugle “He was the obvious choice to go in the end. It’s probably not Covid 19 because he’s been sneezing since 1937 but it puts everyone on edge the way things are. Doc was obviously a shoo-in to stay – just in case.”
The Bugle understands that Sneezy was chosen to go in a secret in-house ballot with the only other candidate being Grumpy who voted for himself.
