A Rotherham man was steeling himself for a fortnight of misery this morning after it emerged that the perforations on a newly-opened toilet roll have not been machined correctly. The man who has asked not to be named for spurious reasons, opened the roll of Lidl Soft and Sensitive at 8.00am this morning, anticipating a

With Coronavirus cases continuing to rise at an alarming rate in some parts of the country, The Bugle understands that Prime Minister Boris Johnson is set to scrap the current ‘Hands-Face Space’ slogan and replace it with ‘Hold Your Breath To Save The NHS’. A government insider, speaking off the record, told our reporter “We