A bell-end who has never shown the remotest interest in football has amazed friends and workmates by apparently becoming an expert in set up formations. Giles Band-Wagon  from London has never played football and never even been to a live match, but thanks to England’s excellent performance in the Euros against Germany, he now feels

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have upped the ante in their ongoing spat with The Duke and Duchess of Sussex by renaming their daughter Charlotte, Princess Cabbage. The  move follows the controversial decision by Harry and Meghan to name their new daughter Lilibet, a pet name the Queen has had since childhood. It is