Granny-Grabber Macron Up To His Old Tricks
2018-01-19
French President Emmanuel Macron smiled and gave a thumbs up sign to a couple of old drinking buddies yesterday as he moved in on yet another grey-haired middle-aged woman.
Macron is known for his preference for older ladies and drinking pal Jean-Paul Tule says he’s seen that smile and gesture many times in the past and knows exactly what it means. “There’s no doubt about” it said Jean-Paul in a thick French accent far too difficult to attempt to reproduce here “Emmanuel thinks he’s on a promise. That’s what he’s telling us. The deal is done and he’s just waiting to collect.”
Another drinking friend Jean-Claude Tossa agreed “I don’t know who she is, but she’s right up Emmanuel’s street. He’s had more like that than you’ve had baguettes. I think it’s the heady mixture of Lily Of The Valley, Worthers Originals and arthritis liniment. He just can’t resist.”
As the Bugle went to press, Macron and the unknown woman had gone into what a spokesperson called, a private meeting.
