Anger As Muslimists Hijack Easter
2018-01-31
Racists and the hard of thinking were united in outrage this morning, after an image of an Easter egg for Ramadan appeared on the internet. Ray Challis spoke for a lot of people who had never heard of Photoshop when we caught up with him as he picked up his copy of the Dailty Mail. “It’s an outrage,” he said “They have all their own foods they can eat in Ramadan without nicking our Easter eggs. How’d they like it if we started eating curry and that.”
As The Bugle went to press, the story was still developing, but it’s thought that a Ramadan Christmas pudding image is already planned to flush out the same numpties who will have forgotten about this, later in the year.
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