Black Woman With Blonde Hair Fails To Enrage Twitterati
2018-02-20
A black woman has been photographed with blonde hair and nobody gives a rats arse, it has emerged. Nobody has taken to Twitter to accuse her of cultural appropriation, nobody has suggested it is offensive to white people, and nobody has asked her to apologise. Incredibly, the whole world seems to have formed the collective opinion that it’s just a hairstyle, and not some barbed insult aimed at denigrating the cultural heritage of an entire race.
As The Bugle went to press we tried to get a comment from the type of tit for whom taking offence is a primary reason for being. However, our enquiries revealed that they weren’t interested, and were busy looking for new levels of illogical bollocks with which to give a warped sense of purpose to their otherwise pointless existence.
