Rotherham Bugle Takes Day Off As Rest Of World Has A Go At Making Shit Up
2018-04-01
The Rotherham Bugle took a day off today as the rest of the world took it’s turn to concoct spurious bollocks in an attempt to entertain, mislead and bewilder.
A spokesperson for The Bugle said “it normally falls on us to invent spurious bollocks so it’s nice when everyone else takes their turn, even if it’s just for one day. Obviously there’s always the Daily Mail making shit up, but the entertainment aspect is seriously lacking.
Although there were a number of sterling efforts today, The Bugle editorial team were particularly impressed by the Christian church who came up with a cracker of a story about a bloke who was killed on a Friday but was popping up in more places than Bradley Walsh by the following Sunday.
