The Rotherham Bugle

Jeremy Corbyn  was said to be jubilant this morning after it was announced that the Duchess Of Cambridge is now in Labour.  Mr Corbyn, who was only half listening to the news while attempting to co-ordinate a tie with his new beige anorak said,

“This is a breakthrough development for the party. I knew one of them would see sense eventually. If she can get the grandmother-in-law on side, I might even amend my plan to have the lot of them turfed out and on to a waiting list for a council flat in Tower Hamlets.”