Hoodie Breaks Ranks And Admits He’s Hot
2018-07-24
A hoodie wearing teenager from Rotherham has broken ranks this morning and admitted that he’s hot.
Nathan Dick from Kimberworth spends his days mooching around the local area with a group of mates, all wearing thick winter hoodies with the hoods up. Until today the ferret-faced sixteen year old has always maintained that he was comfortable, but now admits that the continued spell of warm weather has finally caused him to crack.
“I’m sweating my nads off in there.” he told our reporter. “We wear our hoodies because we think it makes us look cool and dangerous. Take our hoodies away and everyone will see we’re just a group of pasty faced scrawny little buggers. But I don’t care any more. The only way I’m a danger to anyone is if they get downwind of me. ”
Nathan says he is now going to buy a T Shirt and shorts which he will justify to himself by wearing them ironically.
