Woodburn v Nolan Confirmed For Stokes-Cipriani Undercard
2018-08-30
Following last weeks exclusive scoop regarding the upcoming Ben Stokes-Danny Cipriani fight, promoter Eddie Hearn has this afternoon announced that Coleen Nolan and Kim Woodburn have signed to fight on the undercard.
The unemployed and retired will be aware that the post-menopausal pair clashed on daytime TV show Loose Women yesterday, after previously falling out on some other shite reality TV show last year. Yesterdays bust up only served to ramp up the bad blood between the pair, and created the perfect storm for the bout.
“We’re delighted to have finally got this one over the line,” said a delighted Hearn at a packed press conference this morning. “They’re both carrying a bit of extra condition at the moment, but no worse than Tyson Fury after his lay-off. I’m expecting them both to come in ripped.“
The Bugle understands that there are still some final details to be hammered out including the choice of gloves. Nolan is understood to favour sixteen ouncers, whereas Woodburn is thought to be holding out for Marigolds.