Daniel Craig Mocks Piers Morgan For Carrying Baby
2018-10-17
Daniel Craig has turned the tables on all-round arse hole Piers Morgan after the Breakfast TV presenter criiticised Craig for transporting his baby in a front-mounted papoose, saying it was emasculating. The criticism led to the headline “Piers Morgan Mocks Daniel Craig For Carrying Baby.”
“At least I can take the bugger off” the James Bond star told The Bugle. ” Morgan looks like he’s carrying twins.”
As we went to press, Morgan was understood to be consulting a dietician and been advised to study pictures of himself, Daniel Craig and a dictionary definition of the word ‘masculine’.