Desperate Demands For Early Recall Of Parliament Led By Mrs Corbyn
2018-12-30
Calls for an early recall of parliament are being spearheaded by the wife of labour leader Jeremy Corbyn this morning.
The Bugle understands that although Mrs Corbyn feels there needs to be a commons vote on Theresa Mays Brexit plan at the earliest opportunity, her primary motivation is to get the old bugger out of the house.
An insider told the Bugle, “He’s just moping about the living room and hasn’t even been out to play with the drone she got him for Christmas. She’s asked him to go to the tip with all the extra festive rubbish but he keeps banging on about his carbon footprint. I think he’s planning to turn it into a piece of installation art.”
As The Bugle went to press Mrs Corbyn was understood to be planning to hole up in the bathroom for the day with some candles, a Marks and Spencer bumper pamper kit, and a copy of Jeffrey Archer’s latest blockbuster.
