Lorry Drivers Motorway Disruption Protest Flops As Nobody Can Tell The Difference
2019-03-23
A pro-Brexit protest by lorry drivers flopped this morning as their attempt to disrupt the motorway network with slow, incompetent and inconsiderate driving failed to result in anyone noticing a difference.
“I don’t get it,” said one driver who asked not to be named for fear of being rear ended by one of Eddie Stobart’s finest, “they always drive like twats. If they wanted to create an impression, how about not pulling out for an overtaking manoeuvre at the start of a three mile incline? That would do it.”
As The Bugle went to press, a protest planned for tomorrow by bus drivers, had been cancelled after it emerged that pulling out into traffic without looking, and sending pensioners careering to the back of the bus through violent acceleration, would elicit a similar response.
