The Rotherham Bugle

Donald Trump was technically correct when he said he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body it has emerged. Experts have revealed that skeletal matter is incapable of  independent sentient thought, let alone distinguishing between subtly different skin tones.

“Trump definitely has no racist bones,” said Professor  Dick Flic from The University Of South West Barnsley,  “Bones are good at  providing structure and protection for bodily organs, but not generally disposed to forming discriminatory opinions on the basis of race creed or colour. But the brain is a different matter. You might as well chuck a KKK hood over that bugger between Trumps ears.”