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2024-11-23

Local Mum Scratching Out Remaining Days Of School Holidays On Kitchen Wall With Knife


A  desperate Rotherham mum has taken to scratching out the remaining days of the school holidays on to her kitchen wall with the pointy end of a sharp knife, it has been revealed.

Tanya White-Bitz, 30, from Rawmarsh,  was looking forward to spending the summer holidays with her two young children who we can’t name as a result of an ongoing misunderstanding with social services. She had a utopian idea of how it would pan out – shaped primarily from watching too many Fairy Liquid adverts – but just two weeks in, things are starting to take their toll. “They’re complete and utter twats.” she told The Bugle. “Them teachers want a ******* medal.  I’ve stopped washing or feeding myself properly now and  just take it a single day at a time. The little bar and gate tally I scratch out on the kitchen wall every evening gives me hope that it will be over one day. September seems a life time away at the moment, but I’m hanging strong. I might even get dressed on Thursday.”

Tanya is hoping to set up a Facebook group warning young people of the dangers of procreation, once the kids are back at school. “People need to understand that a child isn’t just for Instagram photo’s, they need feeding and that.” she told The Bugle.

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