Economic Migrants Intercepted Trying To Cross Channel And Shipped Back To UK
2019-12-17
Border Force have today reported intercepting several makeshift boats containing desperate economic migrants attempting to cross the channel. The Bugle understands that they have now all been brought back to the UK.
Eye witnesses report seeing the boats leaving the Dover area last night under the cover of darkness. Many of those on board appeared to be both undernourished and dishevelled, some wearing nothing more than a tear-stained ‘Oh Jeremy Corbyn’ T shirt.
“They were a pitiful sight when we picked them up” a spokesperson for Border Force told The Bugle. “Some were just staring blankly into the darkness while others were rocking backwards and forwards mumbling ‘Bastard Boris’ repeatedly under their breath. We asked them where they were going and they just said ‘to a better place’. What do you make of that?”
