Young People Who Didn’t Vote Outsmarted By Old People Who Did – Again
2020-01-29
It was like Brexit all revisited on Twitter this morning, as young people took to the social network to express their outrage at the fact that Mrs Brown’s Boys won best comedy at last nights National Television Awards. The programme, which is popular in care homes and sheltered accommodation throughout the land, beat off stiff competition from Fleabag and Ricky Gervais’s After Life, popular with the type of people still allowed to go out unsupervised and without a vest.
“It’s a disgrace that this outdated unfunny sexist crap has won the award and what I think is funny didn’t.” said Trent Trendi-Fuka using the Twitter handle ‘TrentsBent’. “I didn’t vote because it’s not cool, but if I did I’d stop doing it in protest.”
Doris Codger who lives in an Assisted Living Complex near Eastbourne disagreed when we shouted what Trendi-Fuka had said so she could hear us “Mrs Brown’s Boys is as funny as feck so he can feck right off.” she raged “If he was that bothered he should have voted, the dozy fecker. I sent mine in on a postcard with a first class stamp left over from Christmas.”
As The Bugle went to press, Trent was planning to organise a protest march followed by a campaign for a people’s vote.
