Pair of twats still blocking roundabout after minor prang
2020-02-10
A pair of complete nob heads are still blocking a busy roundabout, half an hour after a minor accident it has emerged. Despite there being only superficial damage to both cars and no injuries, the drivers have switched off their engines, got out and are exchanging insurance details at the exact spot where the accident occurred. Traffic has now built up for just over a mile.
“I’m sure the Police are going to send a SOCO unit out to deal with this” said Dave Dick as he surveyed the crack in his rear indicator cover. “It’s vital we stay exactly where we are so that no evidence is lost. Carol Cloo-Less who was in the bump with Dave agreed. “There are people yelling for us to “get the f*** out of the way’ but even though there’s hardly any damage and nobody is hurt we need to preserve the scene. If a few thousand people are inconvenienced, so be it.”
Martin Smith, who has been held up behind the delay for 20 minutes takes a different view “Nobody is interested apart from them. If you fell down in the street, you wouldn’t lay there on the pavement with every bugger tripping over you would you? You’d get out the way. They could just **** off round the corner and sort it out. But no…it’s their big moment and they’re determined to milk it. Twats.”
As The Bugle went to press Dave and Carol’s insurance companies were preparing to reject their claims on a technicality.
