Man involved in scrap with Tommy Robinson in Lazy River at Center Parcs Luton taking a long hard look at himself
2020-03-04
A London man is this morning pondering on the life decisions that resulted in him getting involved in a dust up with Tommy Robinson in the Lazy River of a Tropical Swimming Paradise at Centre Parcs just off the M1 near Luton.
The man, who can’t be named for legal reasons, has been wondering how a life that started out with such hope and expectation, brought him to such a dismal venue on a dull February day and into an unseemly punch up with a convicted criminal while wearing Speedos and surrounded by inflatable dolphins.
“He can’t come to terms with having made the same short term break choice as Robinson, let alone getting in a ruck with him while wearing budgie smugglers.” a close friend told The Bugle. “He’s always seen himself as somewhat sophisticated and refined so this has come as a wake up call. I think the worst he would have expected at Center Parcs was a bit of middle class posturing.”
As The Bugle went to press, the man was believed to be booking a private villa in Barbados and had already enroled on a cage fighting workshop.
