Barnard Castle gears up for influx of sightseers as second lockdown announced
2020-11-01
The County Durham town of Barnard Castle was gearing up for a new influx of visitors this morning as a second English lockdown was announced. Local officials say they have had notification that the town will once again be exempt from restrictions, and be the government recommended stop off point for anyone wanting to test their eyesight or just stretch their legs.
As the new rules became clearer this morning there was also good news for anyone feeling horny as they will still be able to ship their married lover across town for a quick bunk up when required.
A government insider told the bugle “It’s vital we don’t make these rules too rigid. We reserve the right to make more exemptions in the coming days and weeks, as and when various officials break them.”
