A man who was celebrating the return of the traditional blue British passport  this weekend, is now furious at the news that Tesco  have launched a range of brown plasters. The retailer has developed the new plasters in response to a demand from customers of differing ethnic backgrounds, for a product which blends in better

The southbound M1 slip road at Dodworth is the second most popular tourist attraction in Barnsley according to Tripadvisor. Site users praised the attraction for the quality of the tarmac and the way in which  it appears to warp time. “What a great feature.” wrote one Tripadvisor contributor “One minute you’re in some sort of

A London man has expressed his ‘sheer delight’ at the news that he will be able to apply for a blue British passport again from March, following the UK’s exit from the EU. The passports were fazed out in 1998 in order to harmonise with those in other EU countries. Tony Rufs-Leepa, 36, of no

American President Donald Trump last night  launched a scathing attack on the film Parasite , which swept the board at this months Oscars. The south Korean black comedy is being shown with subtitles throughout the United States. “It’s not even in Englandish,” complained Mr Trump. “and there is American films which deserve this far more

Barnsley College have announced a whole range of new courses to start September 2020 including a BTEC in Dogging Site Management. The move is said to be part of a shift in the college’s curriculum to more accurately reflect the needs and interests of local people. “I think a lot of people were surprised when

There was disappointment in the Eastwood area of Rotherham this morning after it emerged that points accrued for overloading a passenger vehicle won’t count towards qualification to receive one of the new visas which will give the right to live and work in the UK. The government introduced their plans for a points-based visa system

The entire town of Barnsley looks set to be deported this evening, as the consequences of the new immigration points based system starts to emerge. Following Britain’s exit from the EU, anyone wishing to live and work in the UK must accumulate a minimum of 70 points to qualify for a visa . Points can

A London-based low-skilled immigrant was said to be fearful for his job this morning, following the governments announcement that only highly skilled people will be accepted into the U.K workforce in post-Brexit Britain. The immigrant, who was born in New York and can’t be named for comedic reasons, says that he never expected the new

Prime minister Boris Johnson was reported to be still trying to locate his wellies this morning. Mr Johnson had been hoping to visit some of the area’s devastated by the recent floods, but several days after the severe weather hit, he has still not been able to find his Le Chameau specials “Obviously he’s disappointed.”

Self-styled superforecaster Andrew Sabisky has hit back at the press this afternoon, over what he called ‘selectively quoting’  of the racist bits from his social media output. Mr Sabisky also expressed concern over the selective quoting of the Nazi bits as well. Sabisky was forced to resign today, less than a week into his new