Following the unexpected ratings success of The Masked Singer, ITV are understood to be working on a number of spin-off shows to capitalise on the trend, featuring washed-up and desperate celebrities. First in the production line is The Masked Minger. The Bugle understands Katie Price and Katie Hopkins have already been approached to participate and

There was confusion at the centre of government again this afternoon after Prime Minister Boris Johnson employed an advisor with a special interest in Eugenics to help him get fit. The Bugle understands that Mr Johnson has piled on the pounds during his free Christmas holiday in the Caribbean and is open to trying something

A British couple, who are currently under quarantine on the cruise ship Diamond Princess in Japan, are expected to be airlifted to 1956 later today afer expressing a desire to be treated by English speaking medical staff. David Abel, a self-confessed staunch Tory, says that he and wife Sally wants to be treated by doctors

Prime Minister Boris Johnson is understood to be giving serious consideration this morning, to a proposal by the Chinese National Railway Company to complete the HS2 project within 5 years and at a much reduced cost. According to sources, the company say they can have the railway up and running by 2025 as opposed to

Virtual unknown Rishi Sunak was appointed Chancellor of the Exchequer this morning following the resignation of Sajid Javid. The appointment follows a frantic meeting with aides in which the Prime Minister was heard to yell ‘Look just get me another one, but with hair this time.” It’s not known exactly what Mr Johnson was referring

Labour leadership hopeful, Sir Keir Starmer, was expecting a tough day this morning as the contest to replace Jeremy Corbyn entered the swimwear round. Sir Keir had already successfully negotiated the eveningwear round and satisfied the judges in an interview in which he expressed a heartfelt desire for world peace. But many observers fear the

On the day after the government announced that  the Birmingham stretch of HS2 would proceed as planned, the Bugle has obtained leaked documents detailing revised plans for the Northern stretch of the line. Yesterday’s announcement made clear that the details of the northern phase of the project are under review and we are able to

The row over alleged racism in connection with 17 offenders repatriated to Jamaica earlier today, intensified with the news that Stormzy was threatened with the last seat on the plane. The Bugle understands that the Croydon-born rapper overstayed on a parking meter on Wandsworth High Street last year, and failed to pay the fine within

A group of lasses from Newcastle are pressing on with their ascent of  Ben Nevis this morning despite a group of men – some of whom were said to be wearing trainers – having to be  rescued from the mountain in a blizzard. The girls, all wearing party frocks or spangly boob tubes  with stilettoes,

A pair of complete nob heads are still blocking a busy roundabout, half an hour after a minor accident it has emerged. Despite there being only superficial damage to both cars and no injuries, the drivers have switched off their engines, got out and are exchanging insurance details at the exact spot where the accident