There was hope for Barnsley film-makers last night as south Korean film Parasite was  named best picture at this year’s Oscars, becoming the first non-English language film to take the top prize. It means that films made in Dingle may now be opened up to wider audiences for the first time. “We’ve always felt that

Barnsley was said to be like a ghost town this morning, as fly tippers and doggers abandoned their traditional Sunday pursuits in the wake of Storm Ciara bringing high winds and heavy rain to the area. Popular dumping and pumping sites, as they are known locally were practically deserted, as locals sought refuge from the

The Duchess of Sussex was said to be ‘f***ing furious this morning over what she was heard to describe as ‘that Brit bum boy’ stealing all the good headlines. In what appears to be a reference to the positive media response to TV presenter Philip Schofield coming out as gay, Meghan was less than empathetic

Princess Beatrice’s wedding to Eduardo Mapelli Mozzi will take place on 29th May, Buckingham Palace has announced.  They will be married at the Chapel Royal at St James Palace, with a reception taking place later at Pizza Express in Woking. The Bugle understands that Eugene’s father, the Duke of York,  will give his daughter away

There was some respite for the passengers of the cruise ship Diamond Princess, moored up in the Japanese port of Yokahama this morning, with news that the onboard entertainment has been cancelled. Passengers and crew have been placed in quarantine for at least 14 days following an outbreak of the Coronavirus on board and are

Middle-aged men everywhere are seething this morning after Phillip Schofield implied his sexuality makes any f***ing difference at the age of 57. The popular married daytime presenter had earlier come out as gay for the first time. Ted Bovis from Rotherham, who is the same age as Schofield, was typical of those we spoke to

The Queen was looking distinctly cheesed off this afternoon after officially opening a new pumping station near Sandringham. The station has been developed to get rid of all the unwanted shite from the area, but early reports suggest it has done nothing to shift Prince Andrew. When the Queen returned to Sandringham House, she was

American astronaut Christina Koch parachuted down to earth from the International Space Station this morning after completing the longest-ever single spaceflight by a woman, only to find that the breakfast pots are still in the sink. Koch has spent 328 days in space, leaving husband Robert at their Florida home. A family friend confirmed that

A fleet of Ryanair aircraft sent to China to repatriate British citizens in the wake of the Coronavirus outbreak, has returned to the UK empty this afternoon,  after stranded Brits said they’d rather take their chances with the virus. The Foreign  Office has issued advice recommending that British citizens leave China if possible, but that

A massive security enquiry is underway this morning after it emerged that a bodyguard risked bringing down an aircraft while guarding the man who brought down the country. David Cameron was on a BA transatlantic flight when a passenger alerted cabin crew to a loaded gun that had been left in the aircraft toilet during