Ikea announced its first big store closure today, but The Bugle has discovered that the Coventry outlet isn’t expected to close its doors for the final time for at least six months. That’s according to a leaked report revealing that’s how long it’s expected to take for staff to find and repatriate all customers lost

A new restaurant in Barnsley has announced ambitious plans to introduce rudimentary knives, forks and spoons. For a town so close to the historic capital of world cutlery manufacturer, Sheffield, it is perhaps surprising that the knife fork and spoon have never taken off in the borough. But that may now be all about  to

American President Donald Trump has unveiled ambitious plans to reduce Greta Thunberg’s emissions to zero by 2021 at the latest. Emissions from the 17 year-old climate change activist have increased alarmingly  over the past 12 months but sources close to Mr Trump say that he is determined to meet the 2021 zero emissions target he’s

HBO have today announced that their new blockbuster series, Game Of Thyroids is to be set in Barnsley. Fans of the station’s previous big hit Game Of Thrones were said to be dissatisfied with the conclusion to the final season and this new show has been created to pick up that audience and take them

A York University student is staying snuggled up in his stinking pit this morning, just to be on the safe side. His decision comes  despite assurances that a York student currently being treated for Coronavirus, hasn’t been anywhere near the University since contracting  the disease, and has in fact been in China. “You can’t be

There was relief followed by despair today for Brits stranded in China following the Coronavirus outbreak, after it emerged that they are to be airlifted to Merseyside. Many of those due on the flight were said to be refusing to board, preferring to take their chances where they are instead. “I thought we were finally

Mark Francois, is set to celebrate the UK’s exit from the EU in style tomorrow night. The portly MP for Rayleigh and Wickford will mark the occassion by wanking into a freshly laundered Union Jack sock in front of a signed photo of Winston Churchill with Rule Britannia blooming out in the background. Francois was

It was like Brexit all revisited on Twitter this morning, as young people took to the social network to express their outrage at the fact that Mrs Brown’s Boys won best comedy at last nights National Television Awards. The programme, which is popular in care homes and sheltered accommodation throughout the land, beat off stiff

There was mass panic in Barnsley this afternoon, after rumours began to circulate that the Coronavirus is spread by drinking gassy Mexican lager out of bottles – often with a bit of lime shoved unceremoniously down the neck. “I knew no good would come of supping that foreign muck” said local rumour-monger Reg Blower as

Mums in the Barnsley area were  being urged to consider putting on an extra pair of pyjamas for the school run this week, as temperatures were forecast to tumble. Fred Chillman from the met office told The Bugle “We’re expecting temperatures close to freezing later this week, even at half nine when the Barnsley mums