A proposal for a female-only emergency Brexit cabinet, fell apart at the first hurdle this afternoon when two prospective members turned up for a meeting in the same outfit. Caroline Lucas, former leader of The Green Party had put forward the idea of a women’s cross-party emergency cabinet as a way to prevent a no-deal

Budget airline Ryanair have announced that they will be running their fleet of aircraft on a one-man-operated basis from 2021. The move is the latest in a whole range of economy measures designed to cut costs and make the airline more competitive. A leaked document seen by The Bugle, reveals that there will be no

A  desperate Rotherham mum has taken to scratching out the remaining days of the school holidays on to her kitchen wall with the pointy end of a sharp knife, it has been revealed. Tanya White-Bitz, 30, from Rawmarsh,  was looking forward to spending the summer holidays with her two young children who we can’t name

President Trump announced a state of national emergency this afternoon as his stock of thoughts and prayers ran dangerously low. When Trump arrived in office, the stock of thoughts and prayers was at a healthy level, but the increasing propensity of a small number of US citizens to take readily available deadly automatic weapons, and

President Donald Trump has urged retailing giant Walmart to start stocking ready-loaded AK47’s and other assault rifles, following the lone gunman attack on one of their stores in El Paso Texas, which left 20 people dead. Ignoring pleas for gun control. the president said the answer lies in making sure that shoppers buying their groceries

Pressure was being applied to civic leaders in Barnsley this week, following the long awaited  decision of Saudi Arabia to allow women to travel independently. Women in the borough are currently only allowed to travel without a fat bloke in a vest if they are pushing a pram or visiting an off licence to procure

An evil bastard insect has admitted that it is planning to really screw up your day. The insect, which can’t be named for entomological reasons has not been seen for about a year. But as the temperatures rose into the 30’s this week, it emerged from Christ knows where and set out to put its

A boring twat is compensating for a total absence of any wit, personality or humour by communicating exclusively via GIF, it has emerged. Nigel Postlethwaite 37, who uses a number of online usernames including CoolDude, RockinIt, and DaBoss says that he used to struggle to get involved in online discussions but that all changed when

Donald Trump was technically correct when he said he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body it has emerged. Experts have revealed that skeletal matter is incapable of  independent sentient thought, let alone distinguishing between subtly different skin tones. “Trump definitely has no racist bones,” said Professor  Dick Flic from The University Of South

There was a major shift in policy this week as Barnsley council announced plans to mark Pride week by decriminalising the wearing of cravats. The local by-law, which dates back to the 1960’s, is punishable with a sentence of up to 500 hours community service, 6 months in jail, or 7 consecutive nights in a