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2024-12-23

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Barnsley pensioner, 92, still doing his own shoplifting

The world has rightly taken centurian Captain Tom Moore to its heart this week, but Barnsley had a heartwarming tale of its own as it was revealed that a 92 year old pensioner is defying Covid-19 and still continuing to do his own shoplifting despite the lockdown. Sid Clunge from Wombwell did his first term

Market for shampoo now totally dependent on FaceTime and Zoom

The precarious state of the market for shampoo and other personal grooming products was laid bare this morning after it was revealed that is now almost totally reliant on the existence of FaceTime and Zoom. A report from The Institute Of Soap and That revealed that since the lockdown hair washing is only taking place

Jihadists furloughed as drawbacks of working from home emerge

Jihadists have become the latest victims of the Coronavirus this morning as terrorist leaders decided it was no longer practical to work from home. The difficulties inherent in waging holy war from your DFS sofa have forced leaders to make the difficult decision to furlough all jihadists with immediate effect. “We thought it might work

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