People who put up their Christmas decorations early need a good kicking it has emerged. Scientists from the University of West Mexborough have identified a direct correlation between people who put their Christmas decorations up before the beginning of December and complete and utter bell-ends. “We fully expected to find some kind of correlation with

Researchers  at the University Of East Mexborough have made a major breakthrough in identifying a previously undiscovered x-factor in the science of physical attraction. And it’s all to do with the  humble internal combustion engine. Professor Hans Alova  who headed up the year long study in Rotherham town centre concluded that young women are attracted

  A traffic calming scheme trialed in Rotherham looks set to be rolled out across the country after significantly reducing the average driving speed in the town. The scheme was the brainchild of Tony Todger from Rotherham Borough Council, who perhaps surprisingly, has no official role in the road safety department. “I like to think

A new study has discovered that ‘bubbly’ women get right on men’s tits. The  study, published in Gullible Medical Magazine found that men of a conventional sexual orientation would rather have their scrotum used for cross stitch practice than spend any time in the company of a woman described as bubbly, or indeed vivacious. Tim

Rotherham Borough Council have announced plans to extend free access to disabled parking spaces in the town to overweight drivers. as from February 2018. Anyone with a BMI of 32 or above will be able to use the disabled spaces for free on an unlimited time basis. Pat Kelly who is in charge of implementing

When Doris Evans (85) from Herringthorpe left home to play Bingo last month, she didn’t quite get the full house she was hoping for. She came away from her weekly trip to Gala Bingo in Dalton empty handed, but arrived home to find six  Somalian refugees sitting on her sofa. Doris, who lost her husband

  A Rotherham man who always claims to be a lover not a fighter when anything kicks off, is actually a snivelling coward,  it has emerged. Colin Cocker, 26 has always made the unsubstantiated claim if called upon to back his mates up when  there’s a bit of a dust up,  but now former girlfriend,

Following Jamie Oliver basing his healthy eating campaign in Rotherham a few years ago, it’s perhaps no surprise that the town is taking the lead in a new initiative to tackle the obesity crisis. From next month, Rotherham Council have announced that all Fish and Chip shops in the borough will be compulsorily closed between

A useless Rotherham borough council office worker says she is able to compensate for her incompetence and general sloth by being  mildly  flirtatious. Natasha Richards, 28, who scrubs up reasonably well, admits that she does a piss  poor job, but survives  by cultivating an atmosphere of ill defined sexual tension in the workplace. “I can

Alan Stubbs may have been sacked as Rotherham United manager over a month ago, but The Bugle understands that his last job before leaving the club was to choose the club Christmas Tree which stands  forlornly in front of the stadium. Although we haven’t had this officially confirmed, selection of the tree (pictured) has all