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2024-12-23

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Covid-19 perfect excuse for not visiting granny, say twats

The Covid-19 virus has given twats up and down the country, the perfect excuse not to visit grandparents and other ageing relatives it emerges. Twats who would otherwise have felt duty bound to call on parents, grandparents and other older members of the family, have been given a killer get-out and are milking it for

Covid-19 driven out of Glasgow by local virus gangs

A vicious turf war has resulted in Covid-19 being driven out of Glasgow by ruthless well-established local virus gangs. The Coronavirus strain had been hoping to get a foothold in Scotland’s second city, but established gangs of local virus’s, many of which have been around since Victorian times, had other ideas. “If there’s anyone going

Bog roll salesmen the new rock stars, says survey

After years of being ridiculed for their job, bog roll salesmen have emerged as ‘the new rock stars’ in a new survey of occupations. Where previous generations yearned to front a headline band or play centre forward for Manchester United, today’s youngsters look with envious eyes at the commission-based rep with the Andrex account at

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