A Barnsley man has announced that he now self-identifies as female after figures were released suggesting that women are 50% more likely to survive the Covid-19 strain of Coronavirus than men. Sid Postlethwaite, 68,  a keen pigeon fancier and whippet breeder from Wombwell says that he now wishes to be known as Mavis and has

A women’s march for equality controversially went ahead in London today despite a lot of ironing stacking up and dinner pots not dried and put away. It led to claims in some quarters that things have now gone too far. “I’m all in favour of women’s equality just so long as it doesn’t impact on

There were reports of panic shoplifting in Barnsley this morning as fears over Coronavirus grow. Local thieves who normally take Sunday as a day of rest were reported to be out in force, stocking up on a whole range of staple household products. “If I don’t nick these now there might not be any left

Handshakes have been banned at dogging sites across the Barnsley borough this evening as organisers put measures in place to try to stop the spread of Coronavirus. Sid Clunge who runs a popular site on some waste ground behind the sewage treatment plant in Wombwell told the Bugle “We’re treating this very seriously and asking

It’s a phenomenon that has puzzled observers for days now – why are people panic buying toilet roll in the wake of the Coronavirus outbreak? There is no shortage and the virus creates no additional need.  Well now the truth has emerged – it’s because self-centred gutless tossers are shitting themselves. Behavioural psychologist Professor Ivor

The time-proven instinct of Italians to surrender at the first sign of any difficulty is still alive and well. The Italian government last night announced the closure of all schools and colleges in the country  in the wake of the Coronavirus, even in areas where there is little or no sign of the virus. A

Scientists say they have traced back the original source of the Coronavirus outbreak to Greta Thunberg’s anorak. It had originally been thought that exotic animals sold for food in Chinese markets were the source of the virus, but swabs taken from the 17-year-old Norwegians grubby coat have told the real story. “That thing is minging,”

Fans of Barnsley FC have launched a campaign to demand that all the team’s home games for the rest of the season be played behind closed doors. The demand comes in the wake of news that all Sierra A games in Italy will be played in empty stadiums for the next month in an attempt

President Donald Trump threw the gauntlet down to his election rivals this afternoon, by pledging to fix the San Andreas fault. Speaking at a packed campaign rally somewhere where bib and brace overalls are considered to be formalwear, the President said “For too long now, this great country of ours has accepted imperfection – second

A London man is this morning pondering on the life decisions that resulted in him getting involved in a dust up with Tommy Robinson in the Lazy River of a Tropical Swimming Paradise at Centre Parcs just off the M1 near Luton. The man, who can’t be named for legal reasons, has been wondering how